|WLS and the hidden things no one tells you can happen...
||[Dec. 18th, 2006|02:52 pm]
WLS Nutritional Support
Single chic risk assessment chart for shopping the protein drink isle alone.
Follow up to this post from my LJ from yesterday...
Went out shopping late this afternoon cause I'm on a mission for a new Caboodle cause mine is exploding with Revlon flavor and I had a gift card so why not. So anyway's I'm checking out the new protein drinks and some guy on the next side over checking out condoms asks me if I want to go to dinner with him. I'm like... Call me crazy here but if your going to ask a complete stranger out you might not want to be holding a box of condoms at the time. Kinda makes the girl think you jumping the gun there a bit but hey that's just me. This is the second time something weird has happened to me by protein drinks. I'm starting to see a pattern here a sort of semi creepy, semi flattering, semi weird-ness, occurs near a protein isle it's like the Bermuda Triangle of a shopping center. It's like pads, condoms, and protein drinks are the three points and if you get caught in their triangle your doomed for some unexplained life phenomenon.